John John He's No Good! - Western Australia - 1930s

John John he's no good,

Chop him up for firewood!

And if he is no good for that,

Feed him to the big tom cat!

And if the big tom cat won't have him,

(I forget the rest of this one. I know it's been referenced in songs from the 1960s & 1970s. I remember my Grandfather chanting it when I was a child and I think it's much older, back to his childhood, so I'm putting it in as 1930s, but if anyone knows anything different or the full version, please message me.)

Row Your Boat - Western Australia - 1980s

Row row row your boat 

Gently down the stream

Throw your teacher overboard

And listen to her scream!

A Sailor Went to Sea - Western Australia - 1980s

A sailor went to sea sea sea

To see what he could see see see

But all that he could see see see

Was the bottom of the deep blue sea sea sea.

The Worm Song - Western Australia - early 1980s

Nobody loves me

Everybody hates me

I think I'll go eat worms.

Long, thin slimy ones,

Big fat juicy ones,

Worms that even squirm.

Jingle Bells - Washington, Texas & Michigan, USA - early 1980s

Jingle Bells, Batman smells,

Robin laid an egg.

The batmobile lost its wheel

and the Joker got away. Hey!

Waltzing Matilda - Western Australia - eary 1980s

Waltzing Matilda,

Who bloody killed her?

Stuffed her in the grass,

With a dagger up her arse.

Jingle Bells - Western Australia - early 1980s

Jingle bells, Batman smells,

Robin flew away!

Wonder Woman lost her bosom flying TAA. Hey!